Casper's not so friendly when he's forcing himself upon you.
Connie Johnson is your typical British teenager. She plays the accordion, has three friends, and gets average grades in school. She thought her life was perfect and nothing could go wrong. Unfortunately she was mistaken. Something could go wrong, and it did. On the night of June 30th 2007, Connie was sleeping in her bedroom after a hard day at accordion practice. She was sleeping in only underwear because it was a record 109°. She woke up to feel something stroking her bare thigh. She saw nothing. Quickly she turned on the light, but still saw nothing. Suddenly the stroking got higher. Her days of the week underwear was ripped off by an invisible force. Her vagina started to feel really great. It was not until she was brought to an explosive orgasm that she realized what was happening: Ghost Rape.
Imogen Weatherfield had a similar experience when she was walking down the driveway naked to get her mail. Why was she naked? Nobody knows. Even the authorities are stumped when it comes to that detail in the case. What they do know is that she was knocked down and gang raped by 3 ghosts. Unfortunately, the ghosts were too rough with her and their thrusts severed her vagina artery. Imogen bled to death right there .
These two innocent British teenagers are not the only victims of malicious ghosts. In Great Britain there have been over 90 instances of ghost rape reported in the past 4 years, and even more which have not been reported. And if that’s not scary enough, there have been 10 reported ghost rapes in the United States since Halloween. Nobody knows what is making these ghosts so horny or how they are able to penetrate their human victims, but scientists have been working around the clock to develop a sort of ghost repellant intended to keep females safe from the dangers of ghost rape.
Imogen Weatherfield had a similar experience when she was walking down the driveway naked to get her mail. Why was she naked? Nobody knows. Even the authorities are stumped when it comes to that detail in the case. What they do know is that she was knocked down and gang raped by 3 ghosts. Unfortunately, the ghosts were too rough with her and their thrusts severed her vagina artery. Imogen bled to death right there .
These two innocent British teenagers are not the only victims of malicious ghosts. In Great Britain there have been over 90 instances of ghost rape reported in the past 4 years, and even more which have not been reported. And if that’s not scary enough, there have been 10 reported ghost rapes in the United States since Halloween. Nobody knows what is making these ghosts so horny or how they are able to penetrate their human victims, but scientists have been working around the clock to develop a sort of ghost repellant intended to keep females safe from the dangers of ghost rape.
Keep Yourself Safe from Ghost Rape
1. Never be alone. This is serious. You must be around people at all times. Ghosts tend to strike loners, so get friends.
2. Never turn off your lights. This one may seem obvious, but you would be surprised how many people sleep with the lights off. Ghosts are attracted to dark spaces.
3. If you sense that there is a ghost around, start singing “Get Ur Freak On” by Missy Elliott. Ghosts cannot stand this song.
4. Keep a sunflower in your underwear. This may seem strange, but evil rapist ghosts hate cheerful things like flowers. Even if they try to rape you, they will see this symbol of joy and be immediately repulsed.
1. Never be alone. This is serious. You must be around people at all times. Ghosts tend to strike loners, so get friends.
2. Never turn off your lights. This one may seem obvious, but you would be surprised how many people sleep with the lights off. Ghosts are attracted to dark spaces.
3. If you sense that there is a ghost around, start singing “Get Ur Freak On” by Missy Elliott. Ghosts cannot stand this song.
4. Keep a sunflower in your underwear. This may seem strange, but evil rapist ghosts hate cheerful things like flowers. Even if they try to rape you, they will see this symbol of joy and be immediately repulsed.