Have you ever looked at a sibling or parent and thought “Damn!”? Well you are not alone. A new study conducted by Dr. Hanginderr from the institute of baby cats shows that almost 89% of people in the United States have incestuous thoughts, and 62% of these people have acted upon these thoughts. You may be thinking ‘Why, in a world full of amazing people not related to people, is incest so popular?’ The answer is simple. From the day they are born, each human’s #1 goal in life is to find a person who looks exactly like them and screw their brains out. “As humans we are sexually attracted to ourselves. It is just in our nature.” Dr. Hanginderr says. “Next time you see your father or brother walking around wearing only a towel or his underpants, just go for it. Jump his bones. Who knows, it could be the best decision you have ever made."
61% of girls we interviewed have admitted to kissing their own brother.
49% of boys we asked said they have motorboated their mother.
61% of girls we interviewed have admitted to kissing their own brother.
49% of boys we asked said they have motorboated their mother.