1. When your man wants to have sex you:
a. Cry and say no
b. Do it and just lay there
c. Do it and have a crazy good time
2. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
a. In front of a classroom full of first graders
b. Onstage at a GOP debate
c. In a bed
3. What is your favorite position?
a. Carnal Crisscross
b. Arc de Triomphe
c. Missionary
4. Would you ever become a hooker?
a. Maybe, if I was desperate.
b. Never!
c . Of course. I am one!
Add your answers: 1. A=0 b=1 c=2 2. A=1 b=2 c=0 3. A=1 b=2 c=0 4.A=1 b=0 c=2
0-2 You are not good in bed. Apologize to your man now.
3-5 You are pretty average at sex. Whatever.
6-8 Wow! You are a sexpert! You should be a porn star or something!
a. Cry and say no
b. Do it and just lay there
c. Do it and have a crazy good time
2. Where is the craziest place you have had sex?
a. In front of a classroom full of first graders
b. Onstage at a GOP debate
c. In a bed
3. What is your favorite position?
a. Carnal Crisscross
b. Arc de Triomphe
c. Missionary
4. Would you ever become a hooker?
a. Maybe, if I was desperate.
b. Never!
c . Of course. I am one!
Add your answers: 1. A=0 b=1 c=2 2. A=1 b=2 c=0 3. A=1 b=2 c=0 4.A=1 b=0 c=2
0-2 You are not good in bed. Apologize to your man now.
3-5 You are pretty average at sex. Whatever.
6-8 Wow! You are a sexpert! You should be a porn star or something!