To some, a book about the building of a cathedral during the Middle Ages may seem like the most horrible thing you could ever read. I felt the same way, but when I began to read it and immersed myself into the world of the Kingsbridge Cathedral, my views on the book, as well as my life were drastically changed forever. So much so that I pleasured myself to the dramatic storyline every single night. This book has a plethora of sex scenes. If you ever lose power and cannot access your online porn files, it’s fine! This book has enough sex to keep your vagina pleasured for months. Ken Follett was kind enough to include many rape scenes as well, so if that’s your deal, you are in luck! Basically every chapter has at least one scene featuring vivid sex scenes.
But sex is not the only part of the novel you can get off on. There is major violence included. The quarry scene is one example of the gory violence in the book. In this scene, a quarry is invaded by William, and let’s just say basically everyone dies. My loins burned hotter than the multiple fires set by William. And don’t even get me started on when Thomas Beckett’s head gets cut off! Talk about vivid imagery!
If religion is your deal, then Prior Phillip is the guy for you. What a fox! His devotion to the Kingsbridge Priory is a force to be reckoned with, and so is his dick I bet. His love for all things monklicious started during his childhood when he saw his parents brutally slaughtered before his eyes by some warriors. I think they were Welsh warriors, or maybe Danish. Probs not, but whatever. After they got killed, Prior James took Phillip under his wing, literally. He was an owl. Just kidding he was just a prior. And he taught Phillip the ways of the monks. He may be the celibate Prior, but Phillip just exudes sex appeal.
If you’re looking for a strong, confident, beautiful female to masturbate to, Ellen is the girl for you. Living alone in the forest with her sexy son Jack taught her to survive in the wild, and to go buckwild in bed. She participates in countless sex scenes while living in sin with her main man, Tom Builder ****SPOILER**** (Before he takes a kick to the face by a horse and his brain falls out of his eye holes.) Her promiscuity and sexiness could lead her to be compared to the Wife of Bath from The Canterbury Tales. They both are slightly slutty, they both make cloth, they both travel around a lot, and they both enjoy sex. Hard.
The sexiest character in Pillars of the Earth is Ellen’s son Jack. At the beginning of the book, he is a little boy who doesn’t know how to act like a normal human being, let alone pleasure a woman, but by the time the book ends, he ****SPOILER**** impregnates Aliena not once, not twice but THREE TIMES! Holy shit that’s potent jizz, some might say, but when taking into account the number of times they’ve had sex, it’s a wonder they don’t have enough kids for an entire Major League Baseball team. For real! I feel like every other page, they were having sex, or talking about having sex, or thinking about having sex, but I would not have it any other way. The character of Jack Jackson was so sexy I could barely keep my hands on the book and out of my pants. It made me nervous that a redhead turned me on so hard, as normally I am repulsed by them, but I just went with it, and had the sexual experience of a lifetime. Thank you, Mr. Follett for 983 pages of pure ecstasy!
I give this book 5 fingers out of 5.
But sex is not the only part of the novel you can get off on. There is major violence included. The quarry scene is one example of the gory violence in the book. In this scene, a quarry is invaded by William, and let’s just say basically everyone dies. My loins burned hotter than the multiple fires set by William. And don’t even get me started on when Thomas Beckett’s head gets cut off! Talk about vivid imagery!
If religion is your deal, then Prior Phillip is the guy for you. What a fox! His devotion to the Kingsbridge Priory is a force to be reckoned with, and so is his dick I bet. His love for all things monklicious started during his childhood when he saw his parents brutally slaughtered before his eyes by some warriors. I think they were Welsh warriors, or maybe Danish. Probs not, but whatever. After they got killed, Prior James took Phillip under his wing, literally. He was an owl. Just kidding he was just a prior. And he taught Phillip the ways of the monks. He may be the celibate Prior, but Phillip just exudes sex appeal.
If you’re looking for a strong, confident, beautiful female to masturbate to, Ellen is the girl for you. Living alone in the forest with her sexy son Jack taught her to survive in the wild, and to go buckwild in bed. She participates in countless sex scenes while living in sin with her main man, Tom Builder ****SPOILER**** (Before he takes a kick to the face by a horse and his brain falls out of his eye holes.) Her promiscuity and sexiness could lead her to be compared to the Wife of Bath from The Canterbury Tales. They both are slightly slutty, they both make cloth, they both travel around a lot, and they both enjoy sex. Hard.
The sexiest character in Pillars of the Earth is Ellen’s son Jack. At the beginning of the book, he is a little boy who doesn’t know how to act like a normal human being, let alone pleasure a woman, but by the time the book ends, he ****SPOILER**** impregnates Aliena not once, not twice but THREE TIMES! Holy shit that’s potent jizz, some might say, but when taking into account the number of times they’ve had sex, it’s a wonder they don’t have enough kids for an entire Major League Baseball team. For real! I feel like every other page, they were having sex, or talking about having sex, or thinking about having sex, but I would not have it any other way. The character of Jack Jackson was so sexy I could barely keep my hands on the book and out of my pants. It made me nervous that a redhead turned me on so hard, as normally I am repulsed by them, but I just went with it, and had the sexual experience of a lifetime. Thank you, Mr. Follett for 983 pages of pure ecstasy!
I give this book 5 fingers out of 5.