I don't know about you, but my bra is getting pretty tired of holding my spectacular breasts in place all day. I decided to give my bra a break and use it for other things. Here's a list of some fun new things to do with it. Try them. Your bra will thank you!
Tie your man up! Why use ropes of handcuffs when you can use it to tie him to the headboard? And if he struggles, it will stretch out and never fit the same again! Awesome!
Use it as a basket! So much cheaper than buying a basket, and easier than weaving one. You will be the hottest gal at the farmer's market!
Homemade yamaka! You will be the baddest bitch at all the Bat Mitzvahs!
Blindfold your man! He won't be able to see all the nasty things you do to him! Unless you're a 32 AA.
Put it on your head! Be Mickey Mouse for Halloween without wasting money on ears you'll never wear again!
Bowl! Eat cereal or soup or any of your favorite foods out of it. I guarentee they will taste 40% better!
Put it on your dog! No explanation required, this is just hilarious!
Eye patch! If you suffer from a painful eye injury, just wear your bra as an eyepatch to give it time to heal!
Throw it onstage at a performance! This is the ultimate sign of appreciation! I did it at a Barbra Streisand show and we ended up hooking up! It really works!
Put it in your man’s pocket before he leaves! He will find it a random time of day and think of you! Hopefully he pulls it out in an awkward place, like while paying at the supermarket, or in front of his boss in an important meeting!
Freeze it! The coldness will feel great on your nips!
Microwave it! The warmness will keep you cozy in these long and frigid winter months!
Keep it on during sex! It will make him want to see your boobs so bad! And when you don't let him, he will probably hit you. Kinky!
Take it off in public and swing it around your head! It let's everyone know what a fun, fearless female you are! Guys will want you and girls will want to be you!
Text him a pic of it! Add a suggestive message, like "I hope you remove this with your teeth when you get home!" He won't be able to resist your kinky charm!
Shove it up his butt! Guys LOVE anal action! Any guy who says he doesn't is a dirty liar, and you should dump him right away! The soft fabric will feel great in his anus, and ladies, we all know how great it feels when the underwire digs into our boobs, just imagine how great it will feel for him when it's probing him from the inside!
Headband! It's a fast and cheap way to fix a bad hair day. It looks great, and people will think you're so unique!
Necklace! It will spice up any outfit from an ordinary jeans and t shirt to a beautiful ball gown! Wear it to the prom, or to school, or to your wedding! It's a great look for any situation.
Elbow pads! Don't rollerskate dangerously anymore! You need to protect yourself always! Just wrap two bras around your elbows and you're good to go! But why stop there? Use your bra as a helmet and knee pads too!
Put it in a cereal box on the shelf at Market Basket! You will make a random stranger's day a whole lot brighter!
Make him wear it! Guys love cross dressing. Kinky!
Donate it to charity! Do some good with your bra and help somebody less fortunate than you. It will feel amazing! Even better than an orgasm!*
Dip it in chocolate! Then eat it! Yummy!
Take a dump in it! If you ever feel an ass-ripping shit coming and don't have a toilet, just take off your bra and go in that! Then carry it around with you til you find an appropriate place to dispose of it, like your boyfriend's mouth.. ;)
Earmuffs! These cold winter winds can be harsh on your sensitive ears! If you are to poor to buy a new pair of earmuffs, just use your bra. It's basically the same thing!
*Helping people won't actually feel better than an orgasm
Tie your man up! Why use ropes of handcuffs when you can use it to tie him to the headboard? And if he struggles, it will stretch out and never fit the same again! Awesome!
Use it as a basket! So much cheaper than buying a basket, and easier than weaving one. You will be the hottest gal at the farmer's market!
Homemade yamaka! You will be the baddest bitch at all the Bat Mitzvahs!
Blindfold your man! He won't be able to see all the nasty things you do to him! Unless you're a 32 AA.
Put it on your head! Be Mickey Mouse for Halloween without wasting money on ears you'll never wear again!
Bowl! Eat cereal or soup or any of your favorite foods out of it. I guarentee they will taste 40% better!
Put it on your dog! No explanation required, this is just hilarious!
Eye patch! If you suffer from a painful eye injury, just wear your bra as an eyepatch to give it time to heal!
Throw it onstage at a performance! This is the ultimate sign of appreciation! I did it at a Barbra Streisand show and we ended up hooking up! It really works!
Put it in your man’s pocket before he leaves! He will find it a random time of day and think of you! Hopefully he pulls it out in an awkward place, like while paying at the supermarket, or in front of his boss in an important meeting!
Freeze it! The coldness will feel great on your nips!
Microwave it! The warmness will keep you cozy in these long and frigid winter months!
Keep it on during sex! It will make him want to see your boobs so bad! And when you don't let him, he will probably hit you. Kinky!
Take it off in public and swing it around your head! It let's everyone know what a fun, fearless female you are! Guys will want you and girls will want to be you!
Text him a pic of it! Add a suggestive message, like "I hope you remove this with your teeth when you get home!" He won't be able to resist your kinky charm!
Shove it up his butt! Guys LOVE anal action! Any guy who says he doesn't is a dirty liar, and you should dump him right away! The soft fabric will feel great in his anus, and ladies, we all know how great it feels when the underwire digs into our boobs, just imagine how great it will feel for him when it's probing him from the inside!
Headband! It's a fast and cheap way to fix a bad hair day. It looks great, and people will think you're so unique!
Necklace! It will spice up any outfit from an ordinary jeans and t shirt to a beautiful ball gown! Wear it to the prom, or to school, or to your wedding! It's a great look for any situation.
Elbow pads! Don't rollerskate dangerously anymore! You need to protect yourself always! Just wrap two bras around your elbows and you're good to go! But why stop there? Use your bra as a helmet and knee pads too!
Put it in a cereal box on the shelf at Market Basket! You will make a random stranger's day a whole lot brighter!
Make him wear it! Guys love cross dressing. Kinky!
Donate it to charity! Do some good with your bra and help somebody less fortunate than you. It will feel amazing! Even better than an orgasm!*
Dip it in chocolate! Then eat it! Yummy!
Take a dump in it! If you ever feel an ass-ripping shit coming and don't have a toilet, just take off your bra and go in that! Then carry it around with you til you find an appropriate place to dispose of it, like your boyfriend's mouth.. ;)
Earmuffs! These cold winter winds can be harsh on your sensitive ears! If you are to poor to buy a new pair of earmuffs, just use your bra. It's basically the same thing!
*Helping people won't actually feel better than an orgasm